It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
I found this on my laptop tonight when I was looking through old documents.
Idk who did it but I’m really glad I found it.
If hatred is what
You’ve decided to
Decorate your children’s
Childhood mornings with,
Don’t look surprised
When they start
They have all become
That hate,your hate.
“do your homework”
“clean your room”
“hang out with your friends”
“Stop posting this gif every week”
If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
FIERCE FABULOUS CUPCAKE MAKING LADIES
WHO WILL FUCK YOU UP
If you are a misogynistic dick in their restaurant
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.